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For most of our adult lives we fought the something for nothing mentality which seemed to permeate modern American society. We quoted John Gault chapter and verse. We called them Whiners and Weanies and formed secret societies dedicated to making them miserable with logic and perseverance. We threatened to write self-help books and made Phil Donahue our poster boy. We used sarcasm, Monty Python marathons and Dogbert posters to dull the pain. But they were everywhere...in every aspect of our lives, from insensitive dating partners to lazy coworkers. From looming ignorant insensitive bosses, to those faceless litigious lawyer bums living off our monthly insurance payments...
BUT NO MORE. WE GIVE UP!!
That's right! We give up and we give in and now we want our fair share of the undeserved pie! So here it is! Our contribution to the hallowed halls of the Get-Rich-Quick Something-For-Nothing Gimme-Gimme Hall of Fame.
Shocked? Horrified? Think about it.
We could have defaulted on the student loans, sued the doctor for being a human being, nickel and dimed our friends to death, or just sat back and waited to see what our folks are going to leave us to retire on, but NO! We've decided instead to ask you to GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS! If we're giving up and giving in, we're gonna do this right!
Why, if only 10,000 of you out there take a moment and chip in, we can pay off our medical and school debts! Another 100,000 of you would leave us darn-near comfortable! And we promise to share the experience with our faithful site visitors every step of the way!!
We'll make such good rich people too! Even now, as we struggle along, poor working stiffs that we are, we are nice to old people, overtip our waitresses, give to charity and support the arts...so think how much better we could do if you GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS!
So give today and give generously. Why not? What's it gonna hurt to throw a fiver our way? You really do have the power to make us rich, and we promise to share the experience with you every step of the way!
Be the first on your block to GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS.
PS. Dear IRS agent: We are undeserving but we are not stupid. We will claim any and all funds we make off this website in accordance with the appropriate tax laws, and for those of you who aren't asleep by now and have made it down this far on the page, we would love for you to know that we are giving the proceeds from this page to a local charity...but we'd be lying. We're keeping every cent until we get REALLY rich, and then we plan to be generous to a fault.
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