I'm Too Busy Bob Says Hooray!

I'm-Too-Busy-Bob™ says, "Hooray for you!"

Gee, thank you so much for deciding to EXERCISE YOUR POWER and GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS!!

I'm-Too-Busy-Bob™ would be SO proud of you!

You know, when we get rich, we aren't going to be like Bob. We're going to remember all the little people who made it happen for us! We might even share the wealth with them! I mean, how much money can a person spend in one year (I mean the little part the IRS doesn't get)?

Well, LOTS, actually, but hey, all the while we are paying off doctor and utility bills, and shopping for things that look good but have NO earthly function (the kind of stuff rich people get to buy), we are still going to be remembering YOU.

Not by name, of course, that would be silly. We'd have to carry around a list the size of Montana to remember all the names--but hey, we'd be remembering you as an ensemble unit, I suppose. As an amorphous group of people we'd love to have over for a cookout, if we weren't so busy spending their hard earned money. Oh what the heck, we'll just lump you all together and remember ONE person, okay? ONE. That's easy. We'll call that person...Delores! And in spirit Delores will be you! So come on Delores! Hurry up and GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS!

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