Even the Ant Helped the Cricket, You Know...

Oh come on, even the ant helped the cricket when the snow got deep and we're here to tell you it's Siberia from where we're sitting!

Brrrrrrrr! Think of the nice warm coat you could help us buy. Or better still, the nice warm house in the semi-tropical location of our dreams you could help us buy. If we had the house we wouldn't need the coat! How very sensible of you! You are SO INTELLIGENT! We never would have thought of that without YOU!

GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK while you raid your savings account to GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS, and don't you be afraid to be downright fearless with that investment money -- invest as much as you can in our future!

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