Low GRQQ is a bummer...

Bummer. You know, your GRQQ is getting kinda low. That can be bad. Really bad. Scrooge City, if you catch my drift. You really need to bolster it a bit with a good act of blatant charity...if not us, then SOMEONE. No man is an island, you know. And no woman is a man who isn't an island. And...and there are no islands around here, dabgummit, which is why we are asking you to GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS.

What is a man without an island, and an island without a Pina Colada we ask you?

YOU, yes YOU have the opportunity to bring islands and drinks with little umbrellas into our sorry little lives, and do you respond? NO. Do you LEAP at the opportunity to bring tropical pleasure to the undeserving? NO.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Now stop hanging your head in shame and GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS. You know it will not only make you a better person, it will make us richer ones...give today and give generously!

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