Humorous Essay Contest from Give Us Five Dollars

Get busy you little ants-who-would-be-crickets and write an essay of up to 555 words in length on "Why We Should Give You A Prize Or Some Money" and you could win our

Give Us Five Dollars Essay Contest!

Essays Currently Being Considered

Rules: There is no right answer and there's no schedule - we'll pick the winner based purely on our mood and the whim of the moment - so you have as much chance as anyone! You must be a US Resident to win (or have an APO address), and be old enough to open a checking account and be a really really generous person prone to giving away five dollars at a moments notice. Entries should be emailed to us (we are partial to entries emailed at precisely 5:55pm or 5:55am) and don't forget that we CAN be bought so if you want to better your chances you can always bribe us by making sure to GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS. We reserve the right to change the rules, make fun of entrants, plagiarize entries without giving due credit, and otherwise post, play with, edit or ignore entries as we see fit. We reserve the right to forget the whole thing and not award any prizes, to selfishly keep the prizes we collect from the sponsors, or to become so overwhelmed with gratitude at becoming rich that we make someone else rich too.

So here you go, you only have 555 words to convince us that after people GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS we should GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR WRITING EFFORTS. Be sure to check out your competition on our Essays Entries So Far page.

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TWENTY DOLLARS!!!

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