Essay Prize from Give Us Five Dollars

CURRENT ESSAY PRIZE

Right now our essay prize is a measly twenty dollars because that's all our sponsors have been willing to donate. We COULD add to that, but as WE have only gotten a measly twenty dollars from our site traffic (and we're holding on to that so we can buy a cheap bottle of champagne, some Vienna sausages and some crackers for a midnight foray out into the neighborhood in search of an unguarded Jacuzzi) we can't really afford to.

But if you would like to donate something to our contest, or would like to GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS so we can get rich enough to award a better prize, you go for it!!!

And remember, a locked Jacuzzi is a sad Jacuzzi. Sad Jacuzzi's cry, and then their noses run, and all those salty tears and Jacuzzi booggers get into their inner workings and makes for huge repair bills - so please! Don't let this happen to you. Unlock your Jacuzzi today - especially if you live near 247 Elm Street...

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