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THE GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS FAN CLUB WANTS YOU!

YOU CAN BELONG to THE Fab Club of the new Millennium!!!

Say, we can tell that you know a class act when you see one, and the GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS Fan Club is as crass...er, no...I mean as CLASS as they come!

MEMBERSHIP IS SO AFFORDABLE! That's right, when you GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS, you are automatically a member of our wonderful FAN CLUB! It's ONLY FIVE DOLLARS! Now THAT's SO affordable even Mr. Gibbons will want to join!

MEMBERSHIP IS LIMITED!! Only one thous - uh, one hundred thou, or uh, no, two, no five, no..... FIFTY MILLION of you lucky entrants will be allowed to join the Fan Club, and with billions and billions surfing the web each and every day, you don't want to be left out, so hurry and join today!

MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES!!! And one of these days you'll experience them! We're not sure when and how, but LAPEL PINS, T-SHIRTS, HATS and JEWELRY are just some of the items we think would be neat to give our charter members. Someday. Maybe. We also like NEWSLETTERS and SPECIAL OFFERS and someday we might send you some! But only if enough of you join the club, 'cause right now we can only afford to send you YOUR VERY OWN OFFICIAL EMAIL - suitable for framing - proclaiming to the world that you were smart enough to GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS!

Don't delay - join TODAY!

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