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A man walking along a Florida highway was in deep prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish!"

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the pacific - the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but its hard forme to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man walked along and thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside; what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment; why they cry; what they mean with they say 'nothing'; and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord was quiet for a moment, and replied, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four lanes?

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