THE SOMETHING FOR NOTHING (SFN) PHILOSOPHY
1. Haste makes waste, but who cares as long as I'm not footing the bill.
2. A good cover-up is thing of beauty.
3. Shuffling papers from left to right, and then from right to left constitutes a good day's work.
4. SFN Motto #1: The good of the one outweighs the good of the many. (FYI: Trekkers do not generally make good SFN Philosophers).
5. Going out with someone I have no earthly interest in is okay, as long as it gets me a free meal or sex.
6. It's everyone else's fault if it goes wrong, but a heavy burden I bore on my shoulders alone if it goes right.
7. The proper reaction to any unpleasant human experience is lawsuit.
8. SFN Motto #2: Well, if I don't somebody else will.
9. As a matter of fact, the world DOES owe me a living.
10. My parent's need for retirement is outweighed by my need for ______________(fill in the blank).
11. If money can't buy me love then I must be shopping in the wrong department.
12. Form over substance - looking good is always better than being good.
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