SFN Philosophers

SOMETHING FOR NOTHING PHILOSOPHERS

We first came in contact with the SFN philosophy when we met a guy known as I'm-Too-Busy-Bob™. I'm-Too-Busy-Bob was a nice guy with a nice family who had a nice job and did as close to nothing all day long as we've ever seen anyone do. He worked really hard at it - no one did nothing better than I'm-Too-Busy-Bob! But when the going got tough, that's when I'm-Too-Busy-Bob really came to life! He would adamantly point to strategically placed mysterious papers on his desk and declare himself very sympathetic to our plight, BUT....well, you can guess.

Last we heard I'm-Too-Busy-Bob had developed a bad case of unsubstantiated carpal tunnel of the thigh or earlobe or something and had successfully sued the company for a ton of money because they failed to provide him with the proper ear restraints and/or a working thigh-master...whatever. He had dumped his unsuspecting and loyal wife of forty-nine years, and was living with his daughter's ex-college roommate somewhere tropical on the proceeds. Way to go, Bob!

Do YOU know anyone like I'm-Too-Busy-Bob? Email us your tale of woe and if its pathetic enough, we'll post it here!

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BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU MANAGED TO GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS YET?

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