UFO Believers Unite!

REALLY? What a coincidence!

Same here! I bet you've seen them too!

We have, but shush! Don't tell anyone. They come to us in the night, you know...they tell us things. You too? Do they tell you that you should GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS! I knew it!! They gave us this idea, you know...but we're not gonna share with them, so give us the fiver but keep it quiet for goodness sake! Especially from those tall skinny gray bug-eyed ones! They are really somethin', huh? Flinging them flippers around and all yackety yackety yackety about what a pain in the tush Ameila was when they broke her landing gear...and what is it with those Jim Morrison "Galactic Voice of '02" CDs playin' over and over until you want to grab him and scream "JIM! You weren't that interesting the FIRST time around - GIVE IT UP!" Heh, as if you could find him in all that hair...and the little bulb headed green guys eggin' him on and on...like those troll-eyed misfits think Elvis has left the mothership!...

And those little stringy guys with the blue mushroom heads - always apologizing for the Russian tundra thing - oh please, don't get me started....

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