Haven't you figured out yet that most all of these GIVE ME FIVE DOLLARS links are the same? You really are bored today, aren't you? Clicking on links for the heck of it... I'll bet you are at work too! That's the spirit! Not like they are paying you enough to work, is it?

But you never know...maybe all these GIVE ME FIVE DOLLARS links aren't all the same. Maybe some of them are special. Maybe some of them have free stuff on them, or prizes, or even treasure that could be all yours!

Or maybe not. Maybe its just a cheap tactic to get you to repeatedly click on that page until you are so tired of seeing it you finally give in and dig out the wallet, grab some company envelopes and start hitting up people in the halls for their contributions. Hey, there's an idea. Make up a name, like Frederick, and pass a cheap birthday card to unsuspecting Floating Logs with a request for five dollars for the "gift". First of all, the Floating Logs never pay attention to lower staff members, and they'll dole out the fivers just to not admit they don't know who Frederick is. And they love to eat, so entice them with an email to come later on to say where the birthday cake will be. That's the spirit!!

You know, some salesman told us once that people have a hard time saying no more than five times....how many times have you clicked on GIVE ME FIVE DOLLARS?

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