Hot Topic # 3
Why Instant Millionaires Are More Fun Than Self-Made Millionaires
You've read about them, seen TV movies about them, maybe even dreamed about becoming one of them. Self-Made Millionaires. Hard working men and women who take the fruits of their hard labor and their intelligent uniqueness and produce millions upon millions of dollars, some even from selling you their plan on how to do it like they did it - which is of course, by selling you their plan on how to do it. So you work hard and try to match what they did. But at what cost!? All that hard work and time spent, creating jobs and keeping the economy going...you can bet they never have time to stop and smell the roses! And when was the last time you heard of a self-made millionaire spending too much at Wal-Mart - JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN???
THAT'S RIGHT!! WHEN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF YOU GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS, we'll be able to ENJOY our millions, not worry about how we're going to make more! And YOU can enjoy our wealth too!
YES! All of us pollen-nosed nincompoops who want it all in one fell swoop - we're the ones keyed into the REAL secret of life - the rich life, that is! Think of all the quality family time we can spend, while we argue over whether the mother-in-law's Old Aunt Mary counts as extended family when divvying up the booty! How much more we'll enjoy our luxuries, like the fake mink toilet seat covers (we may be greedy but we're politically correct), and the robotic toenail clipping catchers we've have our eyes on! And hey, we're unjaded by wealth (BELIEVE ME, we are unjaded...), so we still have the ability to become orgasmic over simple things like buying every home party item we've ever wanted, collecting more computer power than they currently have in the Kremlin, and being the first on our block to have a full-sized pool in the shape of an International Beanie Bear! When was the last time you heard of a hard working millionaire doing THAT!?
See? Instant Millionaires are more fun! They don't have to worry about what people think. And YOU have the POWER to make us YOUR Instant Millionaire TODAY!
So COME ON, jump on the bandwagon and GIVE US FIVE DOLLARS today! Yeah, we're working slobs just like you now, but tomorrow we could be MILLIONAIRES!!! And we'll share the experience with YOU! It's the OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!!
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